M. Night ________________

I was at a guys weekend, and as we were surfing around on DirecTV, we happened on the movie Signs, starring Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix. I remarked how much I disliked it, and my old college roommate Scott concurred. Scott and I, being computer programmers, represent the evil, rich element of society in our guys weekends. Mike and Lance, on the other hand, represent the salt of the earth. But I digress. Anyway, when the movie got to the scene in which the director appears as an actor, I mumbled, "There's M. Night, himself" and Scott confirmed it. Somebody asked, "Who?" And Scott answered, "You know, M. Night Shyamalama-ding-dong." My sentiments, exactly.